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A type of fruit that is superior to all other kinds of fruits.
Persimmons are perfection, especially better than pears!
Persimmons like to do physics with cats and Libby. Some would say he is a sexy beast. Persimmons says it's too big, but in reality it is too small. Make sure he does not get perturbed. Don't you dare hurt him so! Before you get to know him, check his laundry... oops that shirt is dirty let's take that off. Also, be aware he loves weird smells.
Did you see that Persimmon?
Stay away or Libby will fight you!
Persimmons are wild men
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A fruit that is orange most of the time.
This persimmon is tasty and orange.
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when you have an idea in your head and want to share it or get it done
omg i have a persimmonation let’s go!
A.) a fruit
B.) a relly fat girl with the worst laugh on the planet. a complete snob who is very insecure. will only accept weird-os as her friendz and likes to hide behind a computer screen, pretending shes hot shit. she has a really werd acent
you: i just heard a banshee
me: no that was just persimmon
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Jill: "Oh my god, don't that persimmon anywhere near me"
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Used to describe an extra spicy roast. Usually the insult causes the victim to be so angry they turn a shade of persimmon.
Requanda: "Did you hear what a Deshawn said about LeSandra?"
Requeel: "Oh snap I did it was a fire persimmon tang!"
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