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When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."
"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"
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An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.
I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!
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similar to taste the rainbow, the man uses his penis in the same manner as the classic candy machine. Not sure why he would want to do this, but it's always great fun at parties, and allows for hands free snack delivery.
Some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when Jim dropped trou and gave em the ol' Pez Dispenser. One of them even had the nerve to yell out "Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!" As Jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. As if he would ever put gumballs into his dick. Who would be crazy enough to do that?
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While your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.
I banged my drunk bitch in the bathroom and gave her the Pez Dispenser that shit.
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JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR A METH PIPE / OIL BURNER
HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.
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Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.
My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.
When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.
"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"
"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."
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