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phacts

When someone is speaking such a truth that they have to emphasise the ‘f’ in facts and hence is spelt with a ‘ph

That’s so true, you’re really speaking phacts there!

by Michael David Ging Cox March 22, 2021


phact

A portmanteau of "phony fact", referring to a statement that is presented as factual but is actually false or made-up, usually intended to deceive or confuse the listener with misinformation.

A: "Obama was born in Kenya, 9/11 was an inside job, vaccines cause autism, Trump is a Christian... and I can prove it!"
B: "You don't understand the difference between a PHACT you read online and an actual FACT."

by JAQrabbit January 25, 2019

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phact

Phact: A contraction of "phantom fact". Ref. synonyms fake news, alternative fact, lie, prevarication, falsehood, bullshit. May be ineffectual for oral communication since it rhymes with fact. Suggestions for oral expression: 1. Draw out the initial consonant, "fffffact", accompanied by exaggerated eye rolling. 2. (Preferred) pronounce it, "P Hacked"; resist temptation to use this form as a transitive verb.

"KAC just gave us the phacts on that issue. Now I understand!"

by Geooeg February 18, 2017

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Phact

When your friend is a dumb piece of shit but u wanna be nice to them.

eg. hey hunny ur phact.
eg. it is opinion as phact

by ilikechlorophyll November 21, 2018

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phact

when you think you're beautiful but you're really not

Susan: Omg Becky I'm so phact!

Becky: Clearly you are..

by totrashemma August 19, 2015

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Big Mac phatty phacts

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts

“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood

by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020