phratty

An appearance and personality type of a male. One who is phratty has a beer-gut, gentleman's breasts, and numerous rounded shapes on their body. Their personality is highly narcissistic and often somewhat immoral. They will go to bars every night to try and have intercourse with a different woman. They also generally tell many lies, normally stories of themselves being god-like creatures or the coolest dude on Earth. Most have been members of fraternities in college and were phetto back in high school.

Phratty guy: "Hey man come to the bars with me tonight."
Me: "No."
Phratty guy: "Why not dude?"
Me: "Because I'm not phratty you idiot. I don't want an STD."