Poop Pickle

A word made up by a 10-year old from Green Bay, meaning a thoughtless jerk.

My dad is a poop pickle.

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Pickling your poop

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).

Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.

Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.

pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.

Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.