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PITBULLED is another name for a repost on a forum. Originally derived from a member who was notorious for making reposts on gixxer.com
That topic has been pitbulled a thousand times.
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1) a breed of dog that is often stereotyped as being violent
2) a rapper who is as talented as a bag of shit
What a cute little pitbull puppy...
OH GOD, not Pitbull again, can someone PLEASE put him to sleep?
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A bald mammal, who is originally found in the Dominican Republic, but likes to rumor that it is from Brazil. Being a wannabe rapper, A Pitbull has a hoarse, annoying voice, which it uses to scream random Spanish words at you. Its songs are particularly for Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and twerking. Believed by many to be the worst thing ever to happen to music, any Pitbulls that are seen must be immediately turned in for esploding our ears with crap.
Person 1: Wait! Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
(In the distance) dalé!
Person 1: That sounds like a Pitbull! Lets get him!
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A Cuban-American rapper who has about as much talent as a bag of dog feces.
Pitbull typifies the Miami scumbag persona perfectly. He is loud, obnoxious, a thug-wannabe, former drug dealer and he was twice busted for DUI (and acquitted because of course, it happened in Miami).
The now Mayor of Miami, Tomas Regalado gave Pitbull the keys to the city of Miami, which is a joke, considering the two DUI charges.
Pitbull's songs are basically re-hashes of other songs, to a repetitive reggaeton beat.
There are probably 2 million Pitbull clones in Miami, none of them any less talented than Pitbull himself. Pitbull typifies the "ref" persona in the 21st century perfectly.
Pitbull: "You know you wan'me, I know I wan'cha"
Me: "Go back to Cuba"
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A family of dogs commonly known for their instability and tendency to attack unprovoked.
- Did you hear about that toddler who was disfigured for life by the family pitbull?
- Yeah, I can't believe people with children chose such a dog...
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A so called Cuban-American "rapper" and reggaetonero who is responsible for degrading today's modern music with his trashy, raunchy, lusty, and "below the waist" antics and lyrics. Like any type of virus, he somehow, someway attaches himself to almost every single Real artist's music tracks and gets featured alongside them, and pretty much destroys their original music just by being featured in it. Anything he touches pretty much just withers up and dies.
Tracie: Hey what's up Amigo? (gets into my car) How'd you like that new song by Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull?
Me: HELL NO!!! I ain't into any type of music with pitbull being featured in it. Enrique is alright though, but I just can't stand it when pitbull appears in his songs with that stupid yell he's known for doing.
Tracie: Why Not?? Pitbull is a very popular rapper right now.
Me: Rapper??!!! You call that Rap??? I'll show you some Rap. (I pull out my original 2pac CD, and put it in my car stereo, and Tracie begins to listen) Now that's what I call Rap!!
Tracie: Your so antique!!
Me: No!! I'm Old-School!! And I know what music is. Pitbull don't know crap about music. He's about as talented as a rock, and he NEVER will have anything on Pac, may his soul rest in peace.
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an animal bred for tuffness by men who are genetically deficient in the phallus-region.
pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
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