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A polite ephamism for penis, which may be used in conversation where 'large throbbing cock' is inappropriate. Can be used in conjunction with "hocus" to describe the act of fornication.
David's pocus is my towering totem and holy idol of devotion.
"Joanna wouldn't shut up, so I whipped out my pocus and that fixed everything!!"
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Divine magic encapsulated in a pill of Adderall. 1/2 hour after ingestion you feel the Pocus and begin to Focus.
"When you have those 3 tests and 2 papers due tomorrow and you haven't done anything for them yet, you need to hit that Focus Pocus."
When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.
"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."
"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."
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shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.
man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.
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When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.
I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.
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The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.
My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.
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Hocus Pocus is a side-scrolling video game, released in 1994. It featured a young apprentice, who was sent off on a great adventure over 36 levels by the great wizard, Terexin. Terexin is a high-ranking official in the Council of Wizards, and his sprite was later reused for flash movies about the comedy character Fooruman. The game was highly popular, and is still considered one of the best games ever.
Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.
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