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poke war

Applies to the world of Facebook, where users have the ability to "poke" someone. This does nothing execpt informing the recepient of the poke has in in fact been poked. Then then poke back. And then the original poker pokes back the poke backer who then pokes back...etc etc. This is known as a poke war.
Poke wars accomplish nothing, except of course when one participant finally gives in, relinquishing their soul and any dignity that is attached to it.

Note: Poke wars can also be a semi-pathetic attempt at actually having human contact or just flirting in general without having to worry about following up in any way.

After 3 solid months of poking back and forth Cate finally relented and subjected herself to the ultimate humiliation of a poke war defeat.

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

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poke war

A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.

Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.

by Ilikecats456 February 10, 2012

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poke war

A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.

Ben will never win the poke war.

by Corrina March 7, 2007

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poke war

A "war" on face book, in which one user "pokes" the other using the popular feature. Then they engage in a "war" by poking each other back and forth. Often used a mediocre substitute for flirting, leading to nothing at all.

Carlye will never win the poke war with me, but what she doesn't know if that I am just using this to flirt with her.

by _ _ _ _ November 4, 2007

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poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.

Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.

by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011

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poke war

when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself

rosa pokes jeff

jeff pokes rosa back

rosa immediately creams herself

this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up

by niagrafalls January 31, 2010

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Poke War

A poke war is facebook sex.

Guy: I've been in this poke war for like, 5 months
Girl: that is some intense facebook sex
Guy: It's great.

by Missygal8 February 26, 2010

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