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Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.
B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.
C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo

I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

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Poo water

Recycled water, i.e. water from the toilet that is treated to be fit for human consumption.

I don't like to drink poo water.

by Ahluul September 6, 2006

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EW POO WATER

(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.

WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.

Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.

“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.

“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.

“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.

Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.

There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.

“EW POO WATER!”

Haha surfs up dude
“EW POO WATER!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 23, 2019


Poo Water Eel

Part of the poo water eel cult. Gotta be dank. Gotta sing well. Good vibes only. Probably been blessed by the poo water prophet, lifting water from a poo water stream, river or grotto and pouring it over their hands.

Person 1: I want to become a poo water eel

Person 2: Better see if the poo water prophet will bless you
Person 1: Dank.

by PooWaterEel April 22, 2022


Carbonated Poo Water

Its literally poo water that's carbonated.

Is this coke?
Wha
CARBONATED POO WATER

by Objecttown June 5, 2021


Cum Piss Poo Water

When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.

James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?

by Cooneniggacheese May 25, 2021

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Poo Water Splash Dick

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.

"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

by LunchKing June 25, 2013

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