Poopbeard

A current, common trend among young douchebags these days, which is typically an overgrown, unkempt beard sometimes extending along the top half of the neck. Sporters of such beards typically drive a ridiculously lifted full-sized pickup truck with tinted windows and LED lights that they use for tailgating, speeding up in an adjacent lane to abruptly cut people off, or running other motorists off the road with, though other poopbeard douches with smaller beards may drive such cars as Honda Civics and Volkswagens. Such beards may contain the same bacteria found in fecal matter and is dirtier than a dog's fur, yet there are stupid girls who dig them.

"Some young douche with a poopbeard in a lifted Chevy Silverado tailgated me, while I was driving 85 mph on Interstate 5, so I gave him a wiper fluid carwash. Boy, was he steamed!"

Poopbeard

(verb) 1) the act of a teenage high school female consistently socializing with high school males one grade above herself, and/or;
2) the act of a high school male consistently flirting with high school females one grade below himself

tenses -poopbearding, poopbearded, will poopbeard

Also see: Poopbeard (Noun),

Alaina was poopbearding with Max, Mr. Poopbeard himself, last night at the party.

Mr. Poopbeard was poopbearding on Alaina at the festival. His friends all joined in.

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