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When you’re outside with your buddies and you’re sitting on the front porch or the back porch or really any sided porch, and you crack open a cold brewski with the broskies and start havin those conversations about that asshole coworker or Sally down the street who you just found out is the reason you’re now all Igloo buddies. And then the next day you can’t wait to do it all over again, only this time in order to summon the troops you send out the rallying cry, “Hey, wanna have a porcher?”
Richard: “Hey Dick, how are ya now?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind”
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”
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When the outside temperature is cold enough to emulate your refrigerator, you can put things on the porch, such as drinks, meat, cheese, etc., and use the porch as a refrigerator ... hence, the porcherator.
I love it when the temperature is below freezing! All the drinks in the porcherator get slushy and good.
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A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.
Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher
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A porch, most often an enclosed porch, where someone can store drinks and/or perishables during cold temperatures.
Jack stored his beer out on the porcherator, and it was always cold until spring!