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A very cute animal in the new Starwar movie; The Last Jedi. This animal is very funny and has a great sense of humor. They will make you laugh at anytime.
That Porg was so cute!
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A native of the planet Porg, most notable for their diminuative stature.
Porg's are never more than five feet tall.
Uber-Porgs are never more than four feet, six inches tall.
S/he is really tiny, a total Porg.
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Noun
1. prolific small bird like mammal from the Star Wars universe.
Verb
2. To fuck someone until they make an annoying, high pitched sound.
I'm going to Porg him until he cums tonight.
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A cute and cuddly girl that reminds you of the animals from the new star wars movie.
Guy 1: did you see hannah?
Guy2: yeah, shes such a porg
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Porg; ie. Person Of Reduced Growth.
Porg is a reference term for those below average height.
Common traits are unusually short limbs, childlike hands and feet.
In Western society porgism has especially negetive effects on men, as their reduced height makes them extremely less desirable to potential mates.
They are often insecure, and try to overcompensate for their lack of height by cockiness, adopting a more macho persona, using sarcasm as a defense,and buying fast cars.
Famous porgs include Tom Cruise and Bono(he always platforms!)
Adaption; G-PORG ie; ginger porg.
These rare unfortunates are cursed with this double whammy.
Due to their unattractiveness to the female race,and thus lack of breeding the G-PORGs may soon be extinct.
He was really hot in his mug shot, it wasnt until i met him i realised he was a fecking porg!
I walked in and heard someone calling my name.
I couldnt see anyone, until i heard "down here", and there he was.. all 5 foot of him.I was horrified.
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Those annoying bird creatures found throughout Star Wars The Last Jedi (Episode VIII)
Just a cheap marketing ploy to get kids to buy porg toys
Friend: Hey did you see the new star wars movie?
Me: Yeah, man. The director must've had a fucking porgasm when filming.
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Short, somewhat cute, chubby nerd girls who make homemade porn. Sometimes simply called porgs or less commonly porg stars.
Velma is a total porg!
Put on these glasses and we'll make you look like a porg star.
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