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Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
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A watermelon delivered via postage
Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
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American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
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A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.
Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!
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1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.
2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."
Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
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A very unique American rapper because he's white yet raps about drugs, sex and being rich but the twist is that he also looks homeless at the same time.
"How does Post Malone look rich and homeless at the same time?"
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A litty nick crompton rapper who looks homeless but his musics fire. He goes with 21 to be lit he sing great music
Post Malone means he post and his last names Malone
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