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postmates

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....

Hey man, can you postmates us some food?

by clarissa.patttersan December 19, 2017

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postmate

to lend any object to someone, not just food. Postmates delivers not just food (as most people assume) but also groceries, alcohol, clothing, etc. Music artist John Mayer used this term while explaining his encounter with pop star Shawn Mendes needing clothing and asking Mayer to "postmate" him some.

"'...Do you think you could Postmates underwear?... I'm just, I'm out of underwear.' And I said, 'You don't have to Postmates underwear, man, I'll get you underwear.'"

"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"

by corn_ramen July 28, 2019

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postmate

NOT to lend any object to someone, not just food. Not sure who would make up something like that. No one uses it like that.

Guys, Knee just tried to make up a fake definition of 'postmate' on Urban Dictionary. That's not cool.

by bustedgroudon July 28, 2019

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Postmates Gypsy

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."

"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021


Postmatal Depression

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.

Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.

by JimDan November 18, 2010

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Post-date postmate

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.

Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate

by Polo boy September 11, 2019