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A condition that affects the ability to perceive other people or events without fixating on what it means to their personal life narrative or journey
Peter: i would never deny you jesus
Jesus: 3 times, ill make you, this has to happen
Peter: damn jesus, you got a serious case of protagonitis
A condition where your favorite character is always the main character, no matter how annoying and unattractive.
If Bella Swan is your favorite character in Twilight, you're obviously suffering from a major case of protagonitis.
An unfortunate condition where a person in real life has characteristics not unlike the ones a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment story would have. The symptoms of someone with Protagonitis are as follows: has a dark traumatic past, has a secret power that nobody knows about, is given some special power or talent, has a ridiculous amount of luck, and is extremely attractive to many members of the opposite sex for no apparent reason.
"If anyone you know has Protagonitis, please seek help in the form of a doctor or an editor."
a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.
He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.
10š 2š
To protagonize
It's a word now
okay so im the main character i guess *protagonizes*
The antagonist: fuck
the belief that you are the player 1, and everyone around you is an NPC (esensually your in GTA, you go about your life among bots and you occasionally see another player)
i believe iām protagonism, all these mfs bots fr.