protluck

A (typically nasty) potluck hosted by a Protestant church. Mostly used derogatorily by former Protestants.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the awful protlucks that West Bend Cburch of Christ did every Sunday night?
Guy 2: Don’t remind me! It’s taken years for me to get the taste of Mrs. Harris’s carrot-cheddar-jello salad out of my mouth!
Guy 1: Dude, I’m so glad we converted to Orthodoxy!