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When you have to shit really bad but can't make it to the bathroom on time, you therefore have to shit in your pants and this makes a pudding pie
John: why are you walking so damn weird? Walk straight baby
Melissa: can't! i just happened to drop a pudding pie in my pants, this makes walking straight impossible
Dude 1: i gotta get some adult diapers
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: cuz i've been making some pudding pies recently, don't know why
Dude 2: just go see a colorectal surgeon
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The act of a man placing a swirl of fecal matter on another man's chest, placing the shirt back over it, and smacking it flat with a frying pan. The end result will create a warm smelling pie with the edges oozing delicious pudding.
Derptie: The other day my sweetie let me drop a pudding pie on him! BEST valentine's day gift ever!
unknowing Derpette: That's just wonderful! I like vanilla pudding.
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To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"
His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.
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When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.
My dick is getting itchy. I think I'll ask my girlfriend for another vanilla pudding pie.
Its another word for the vagina. Words like minge, muff, clunge, fanny and pussy are all words with the exact meaning of pudding and pie.
Yo boys, just bout to get some pudding and pie tonight!
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When your at a party filled with lots of Booze, get some friend name george, whos sexuality you have questioned on more than occassion convince him to find a way to prove to you that he is not gay. Once he does this allow him to exclaim that if he is so gay shove it in his ass, while droppin his pants from there shove the long neck of a beer in his ass and make him walk around with it still in there for the remainder of the evening.
Seth: Dude we were at this party last night and this guy tried to tell us he wasn't gay.
Jared: Well what happened? Like what did he do?
Seth: Well, we tried to just tell him to be quite but he pulled down his pants and said is this gay huh is this gay. So we pulled the "Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie" on him.
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When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.
Yesterday me and Susan did Mississippi pudding pie during a orgy!