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When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.
Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.
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being half-assed at half-assing stuff
my bud John quarter-assed his final exam
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To do something which should not be done to begin with, and to do it in a half-assed way.
John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!
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When become so mentally depraved that you decide to give half the effort you would normally, if you previously were half-assing, thus entering the realm of quarter-assery.
Online school is so stupid, I've decided I'm going to start quarter assing it.
"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."
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The drinking game consiting of walking butt naked on a dinning room table while dropping quarters from your ass hole into the mouth of an unsuspecting stranger preferably with their shoes on while listning to jon fanda.
obviously everybody is a winner
"I love playing ass quarters with you.. I always win"
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