raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

Chocolate Rape Cookie

The result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?

Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.

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