Red Ryder

Shooting a girl in the eye with cum.

Dude. I totally pulled. A red Ryder and now my girl has to wear an eye patch.

red ryder

n. 1)when a guy shoots himself in the eye while whacking off

2)somthing hot enough which, if whacked off to, can cause a guy to shoot himself in the eye

3)a BB gun

1) Little Jimmy finally got a red ryder on his birthday.

2) That Pink chick is a total red ryder.

3) Bubba likes to pump his red ryder fast and hard until something shoots out of the end.

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Red Neck Ryder

Cara McLeod is "red neck ryder"

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Red Ryder BB Gun

A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.

Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!