Rowsdower

The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!

ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history

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Rowsdower

The Canadian equivalent of Joe Don Baker.

Rowsdower and Joe Don Baker were seperated at birth and sent to neighboring countries.

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Rowsdower

Abuse induced anal prolapse in an extreme state of swell. Caused by repeated anal fisting, huge toy use, or relentless donkey dick ass pounding followed by bearing down to intentionally push the rectum inside out. The result is a rosebud so swollen it resembles a large peeled beefsteak tomato. Named in homage to Zap Rowsdower, the greatest Canadian hero, due to their similar level of physical appeal.

I was on chat roulette and watched this chick pull a two liter from her bum and pop out a Rowsdower the size of a grapefruit.

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rowsdower

cousin to the infamous (on the US east coast) virginnyun who spends his weekends drinking away their paychecks, or having babies, depending on their sex.

yeah, that hick kid dan's cousin came down from BC...what a fucking rowsdower!

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