RTFD

Read the fucking documentation.

Noob - How to use that function?

Geek - rtfd
Noob - ??
Geek - READ THE FUCKING DOCUMENTATION!!!!!

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RTFD

Stands for "read the fucking documentation". Mainly used in IRC or forums about computer software.

Foo says: How can I connect to my CUPS remote administration interface?
Bar says: Foo, RTFD

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RTFD

Read the fucking directions!

"Hey what am I supposed to do?"
"RTFD"
"ohh..."
"dumbass."

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RTFD

Read The F***ing Drawings

Drawing reviewers need to RTFD before making comments.
Contractors need to RTFD before asking questions.

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RTFD

Read The Freaking Directions, usually used in discussion about any electronic item.

Johnny: "Hey, Jimmy, can you tell me how to turn on this new television?"

Jimmy:"RTFD!!!"

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rtfd

Read the Fucking Description. Used in YouTube a lot when tools ask questions that are answered in the description.

"wuts the song at 0:25"
"rtfd, you lazy dipshit."

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