Sackdazzling

The act of bedazzling one's scrotum.

She vajazzled her vajayjay this week, so I am sackdazzling my balls to match.

sackdazzle

sackdazzle: verb
Masculine of vajazzle. To adorn or encrust one's gnadsatchel with jewels or other wee shiny bits.

Oh man, brah... I have a date with Trina tonight. I need to hustle and sackdazzle the package.