a creature known in myth as a large hairy hominiod. there are claims of sightings across the globe, though no conclusive proof is evident. also known as the 'bigfoot' or 'yeti'.
you ever heard that story of the sasqwatch?
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A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.