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A person who thinks he/she is all that, but they aren't all what they say they are. You maybe have heard it in the song "Bohemian Rapsody" by Queen (ROCK ON!)
...I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
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I just wanna say that, when I first saw Scaramouche, my life has changed. I now understand what true happiness feels like. Everytime I look at Scaramouche photos it would feel like time just stopped. He is my everything. I love him. He's made me the happiest human being on Earth.
He knows how to brighten my day easily with just a simple laugh. He is my world. He is the sun. His smile is so angelic that I could hear trumpets and angels singing when I see him smile. He picked me up when I was down. Seeing just a single fanart of scaramouche brightens my day. All of the negative thoughts disappear when he pops up my mind. I can easily fall in love with every single word he says. I love it when he randomly appears to kill the traveller. Everyone makes mistakes right? He chose to be a fatui because he wanted to! Even if he has killed multiple people, he is still valid and I still love him. I would run the whole world just so Scaramouche would appear on a single quest. Even if he just appears for 3 seconds, that's already enough food for me. Everyday I think of him 24/7 and I would never get bored. He makes everything better. If he punches me or kicks me or throws me around or step on me, I wouldn't be in pain, instead I would be very grateful to have him interact with me. Thank you very much for listening to my ted talk
Person 1: All you talk about is scaramouche degrading you.
Person 2: So what!
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A character in genshin impact that shows up in the unreconciled stars event and is also the sexiest mf alive. Secretly a cat, hides his cat ears in his big stupid umbrella looking hat but still sexc. Voice sexc. If villain bad,,,,, why sexc?
Person A: I simp for scaramouche
Person B: don't we all?
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In Italian Theater Scaramouche is a tiny cowardly man who enjoys pranks and feeling powerful, surprisingly similar too his Genshin counterpart who is a flat earther
"So Long Suckers" Scaramouches says as he walks away into the light after revelaing he's a flat earther
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One of the hottest mfs in a game called Genshin Impact. He’s also the sixth of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers.
He may be short but that’s because all of those inches went somewhere else 😏...
it went in his fucking hat. 😐 what did you think I was gonna say you dirty minded idiot. I obviously meant his hat, have you seen how big that thing is? It’s basically an umbrella.
Nah I’m just kidding, I did mean his dick. 😩‼️
Anyways he appears in an event that was a while ago so too bad for you if you missed it you should’ve started playing this amazing game earlier.
He’ll probably become a playable electro catalyst character later on.
Btw has a quite controlling and mean attitude which makes him 10x hotter
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
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Scaramouche is a very sexc character from genshin impact. 😛😛😛
He is one of the Fatui Harbingers.
This biatch is probably like 5‘2 but could still rail me bc he ga dawmn sexy.
Scaramouche catboy supremacy 🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️
Simp simp simp simp simp
Anyways, He is so sexc like oh my gawd I can’t- I can’t- 😔😔😔
Saving all my primos for this stupid mf. 🤝🤝🤝
Pls to every wattpad author write more x reader fics with him 😪😪😪
Yeeee I need them for a school project 🤪😜😋🤪😛🤪😋
Anyways Stan Scaramouche for clear skin 😜😜😜😜😜
Normal person: Can you stop saying you want Scaramouche to rail you till your bones are broken ?? 😅😅😅
Me:... no
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Scaramouche is the hottest scaramouche in genshin impact. Ever since I saw him I couldn't help but cream, and when I saw him again in the inazuma archon quest I (s)creamed. I was so happy and the way he would degrade me. He is my husband and I am his cum slut,he is so fine and So attractive. he ain't that tall bcs it all went to his penis. he is so attractive and I love him sm. I hope he becomes playable, I would c6 him, I would r5 his weapon, I would give him the best artifacts, I would delete all my artifacts and weapons of my other characters and only his will remain. I live and breathe to be his cum slut and that reason alone. I will do whatever I can in my power to please him and make him happy, for I am his.
Example:
Person A: why are you so obsessed with scaramouche?
Person B: because he is scaramouche.
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