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schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009


schlumpkin

when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

I just got done with my schlumpkin

by Snoop Dog August 15, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 19, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021


schlumpkin

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.

me and miez balla azz bitch are in taking derty double douces i schlumpkined her saucy slider.

by dertydeuces March 28, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlumpkin

do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes

schlumpkin is like eathing fart

by man man man231 February 27, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank February 7, 2016