Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

10👍 5👎

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

7👍 4👎

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

4👍 4👎