schmoof

a shortened version of the word schmoo fuck. can be used the same way fuck can

person 1: dude, hunter is such a schmoof head!
person 2: nowhere near as much as that adriana kid!

person3: what the schmoof?
person 4: i dunno

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schmoof

The sweat on your gooch.

(Thing between your balls and ass)

Dude that run was so hard, ahh, i schmoofed myself.

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Schmoof

Obtains any meaning that the user chooses. Definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice.

"I totally schmoofed you in Halo."

"Man, my dad is such a schmoof."

"I'm positive that Shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. I heard them in the other room."

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Schmoof

A flavored nicotine vape. This term is used around a group of nicotine addicted friends who only have one Schmoof to share.

“Where’d my Schmoof go?”
“Ayyy bro pass the Schmoooooooof”
“Hey what flavor’s your Schmoof?”