Schmootz

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

What is this schmootz on my shoe?

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schmootz

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

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schmootz

The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.

Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.

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schmootz

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex

After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.

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schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

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schmootzed

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.