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Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.
My boyfriend is a schmuckle.
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n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.
Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!
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a type of currency in coin form
I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!
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The act of cupping your balls while masturbating.
My balls are quite sore from schmuckling lastnight.
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When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.
After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.
A person who is valley-girl esque in speech, yet extremely masculine and buff in physique.
Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"