schnitzeled

Often used as a verb or action word referring to the act of theft.

Milan: "someone totally schnitzeled my 7 dollar bag of fuckin chips"

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Schnitzel

A character from a show called Chowder.

Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.

Schnitzel

n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.

"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"

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schnitzel

When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.

A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"

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A Schnitzel

When you feel extremely strong or tough like Arnold Schwarzenegger

A: Dude I just did an insane workout and I feel like a schnitzel!

B: What’s a schnitzel?
A: You know, the body builder? Arnold Schwarzenegger! I feel like him! I feel like a schnitzel!

schnitzel

German meat cutlet
(Wiener Schnitzel, not to be confused with the chain wienerschnitzel, which amazing :D)

great for screaming as a curse word.

-Hey man, you've got ketchup on your shirt!
-Oh schnitzel!

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Schnitzel

Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..

1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm

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