schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

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Schnuffles

Someone who is a very cool person. She is very nice and a great person.

Person 1: Man, Schnuffles is really cool

Person 2: Yeah, I wish I could be like Schnuffles

Schnuffling

Eating ass.

Kristy: I just want to be single, all the guys I've dated are way too into schnuffling.
Heather: What's that?
Kristy: It's where they tongue punch you in the brown eye!

schnuffle luffle

she says it is a willy=)

©Jasmine

-licky
-wherey?
-ya schnuffle luffle

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schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

schnuffle bunnie

what two lovers say at the end of a phone call.

i wuv you schnuffle bunnie

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schnuffle

1) A sickeningly-sweet term used by pet-parents for an intense sniffing session, often on another animal (human or otherwise).

2) a fond term for a certain German bunny who makes saccharine music.

1) Awww, look at little Poochy schnuffle Mr. Carrots!

2) Oh no! Poochy ate Mr. Carrots because he wouldn't stop playing Schnuffle Bunny music!