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Promising help, but not delivering it.
Yesterday we all were supposed to fix the staircase, but you were scholzing us all day.
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“Scholzing” a verb meaning communicating good intentions about making something happen only to use, find, or invent any reason imaginable to delay or prevent that thing from happening . The word came into being after German Chancellor Olaf Scholz promised and then used excuse after excuse to delay or not send Leopard tanks to Ukraine in 2022 to support the war effort. Scholz also refused to grant other countries export licenses for the same purpose. This made international news for months and resulted in a campaign on Twitter called #FreetheLeopards. As a sign of support, the Prime Minister of Finland wore a Leopard suit, Olaf Brewing created a Leopard Beer, and many memes were created. You can search and find “Scholzing” on Twitter.
To ‘scholz’ is now an accepted term in Ukraine meaning to continually promise something without ever actually having any intention of doing it.
All you do is scholz, so don’t expect anyone to take you seriously.
Scholz some more and you’ll end up disgraced, cursed and abandoned.
1.Popular german phrase after someone burps.
2.Replacement for the word shit.
1.After they all burped, a loud SCHOLZ!!! followed.
2.Excuse me, i have to take a scholz.
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Cocky ass hole who thinks he's really awesome. Brags about arm-bars all the time. Get easily butt-hurt when you make fun of him, or flip him the bird. Loves working out but is a "hardgainer" who has small arms.
Also sucks at basketball. (You couldn't slide a piece of paper under his jump shot)
Guy1: Dude, I don't know what it is, but I just feel like a pussy today.
Guy2: Dude, quit being such a fucking Scholze.
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The prime stretch of real estate connecting the scrotum to the anus. Also known as the T'aint, grundle, choda, or gootch.
A schwetty scholz is a breeding ground for bacteria.
It's so hot in here, my scholz is like a slip n slide.
I scratched my balls, and now my finger smells like scholz. Better than ass, but worse than nut sweat.
The Green Gobbler is the nastiest character ever- I bet he has a scholz like 3 feet long.
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sometimes olafscholz;
verb
1. to make a promise only to shamelessly break it a short time later.
2. to move in a quivering way; flicker.
"Ollie had promsied Volodymyr a dozen Howitzers but he scholzed on him"
"the flame olafscholzed in the draught"
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