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A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.
Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?
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A sex pie is a person of obvious stunningness, Or someone you wouldnt mind a "bit" of.
"That Jam is a right Sex Pie"
"Jam and Jaccckie are too fine sex pies"
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A sex pie is a young lady who is delicious and tasty and made largely of sex. She has rosy strawberry cheeks, lucious cherry lips and deep blueberry eyes and I want to eat her buns.
A sex pie is what you call a sexy lady if you are cheesy.
"Who's my little sex pie?"
"Shut the fuck up Kevin. Dickhead."
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slang for "ry-ry sex-pie". it is a deliciously and devilishly handsome young man who fails to realise his impact on the female population. modest. often unable to accept when others call him handsome, attractive and sexual. bordering on shy. this man needs to be appreciated and adored. best provided by a "sex-wee"
a female observing this fine creature : "wow! that's one SEX-PIE!!"
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Pie made of love, care, and poop sex.
The sex pie that was baked by grandma smelled of ass and tomato trees.
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when you gather up a bunch of hookers and get random guys to have sex with them then while they are busy pour batter all over them then throw them in an oven and bake them then you take it out and feed it to your friends
on the phone
michael:hey ryan i just got done baking a sex pie wanna come over and eat it
ryan:i hope its asian flavor
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Celebratory dessert eaten after a night of extraordinarily good sex.
After oral and some really hard fucking, we celebrated with sex pie.