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sextant

an astronomical object used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the altitudes of sun,moon,and stars.

In outings of astronomy class, that queer teacher took students on the ship and made them calculate distance between sea and sky by using sextant.

by purinsy August 28, 2008

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sextant

Sextant - A word, first, popularized after the release of the movie, Ed Edd n' Eddy's Big Picture Show, it's a device used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the altitudes of sun, moon, and stars.

"We can find the gag factory by using this sextant"
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*
"What's so funny?"
"I didn't catch that, what is it called again?"
"It's a sextant, a device used to-
*HAHAHAHAHA* SEXtant!

by Dick_Cheese69 May 29, 2016

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sextant

a person who has sex with animals or objects, such as a dog or a stuffed animal.

a person who prefers sex with dolls or masturbating rather than sex with another person.

"hey, did you see that guy having sex with a cow?"
yeah dude, that was sick. he's a sextant."

by John Joseph February 7, 2007

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Sextant

A sextant is another word for antidepressants.
Antidepressants get called sextant often because of the fact that they lessen your desire for sexual intercourse with a partner, or with yourself.

Person 1: i have a lot of kids and my life is getting tiring.
Person 2: well it you're depressed maybe you should use a sextant

by March 17, 2022


sextanting

When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomical device called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.

Txt Creeper: Hey gurl, send me one of yo' nudes!

Girl: *An Image of a Woman Holding a Sextant*

Txt Creeper: Hey, are you sextanting me?!

Girl: .....

by rvanorth September 13, 2013

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Sextant

A person who as sexual intercourse with an animal or objects, such as baloons.
A person who perfers sex with a doll rather than a person.

"A man was having sex with a stuffed animal"
"Man, He's a sextant"

by John Joseph February 7, 2007

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Sextant

A person who engages in the act of sexting

Bro 1: dude i was totally sexting Ashley last night
Bro 2: you are just a little sextant arent you? always sexting somebody

Bro 1: true true
Bro 2: it happens
Bro 1: yep, you'll have that

by Classy_Bambi April 12, 2010

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