shaddle

The type of walk one performs when they squeeze their buttcheeks together in order to make it to the shitter before they shpray their shorts. This most commonly occurs right after shatime.

If it is shatime one must shaddle to the shitter shuper fast.

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shaddled

Walking with shit in ones pants. More of a waddle, really.

Joe: Hey, where'd Steve go?
Tom: Ah, he shaddled on over to the shitter.

SHADDLED

The combination of “Shook” and “Raddled” - to be SHADDLED also synonymous with “ROOKETH”

Holy shit did you see the new season of Stranger Things???

I know I was SHADDLED!!!