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A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
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A phrase used to define excessive sympathy towards a situation you do not see yourself encountering often in your life.
I went to Walgreens at 2 a.m. to pick up an at-home HIV test and the cashier told me “Man, you must be shitting bullets right now.”
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The special source of weaponary used by Sniper X. They are designed so that they can be compressed into a bullet shell and loaded into the Sniper Rifle of Sniper X.
These bullets are very large and made out of the real shit of Sniper X. When all else fails, you break out the shit bullets.
"There is no way one sniper will get all 23 of us!"
*shit bullets all 23 of them*
"never mind... *dies*"
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A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.