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Retreat for many adolescent alcoholics in Northern NJ
Any parties tonight?
-Not that I heard of....Shitmore?
Obviously
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When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.
As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."
When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you
how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!
we need to bill shitmore our new business!
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A rude nickname for Whitmore High School
Student 1: Whitmore High School is the worst school ever
Student 2: Yeah, it should be called Shitmore