shitwind

the vile stench that wafts through the air as the result of a fart

Ugh, there sure is a powerful shitwind coming from that bathroom.

Arr, matey, there's a shitwind a blowin'!

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Shitwinds

This is often used when the conversation is far from the truth and all the facts are disregarded. Shitwinds blow hardest in jealous rage.

The Shitwinds are blowing hard tonight, you are listening to someone defaming or disrespecting something or someone.

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shitwind

Slang term in the through-the-earth radio industry.

Low frequency electromagnetic interference that results in a noisy communication link and introduces bit errors in transmissions, i.e. the shitwinds

Markus: I can't read the text messages you transmitted
Andrew: That's because the shitwinds are ablowin'

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shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.