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The act of sucking in and out without removing mouth from object.
The woman shlarged the popsicle until it was completely gone.
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The shit beneath the school soap dispenser
I fored Jimmy to lick the shlarg
An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.
1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”