Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

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Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

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Shmiggle

To relax (usually at home)

Yo, you wanna hit the club tonight?
Naw man imma shmiggle, too tired from work.

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Shmiggle

A very small and cute dog that looks like a gremlin

“What does your dog look like?”
“She’s kind of a shmiggle”

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shmiggles

1.A catchphrase off Ch4's Bo Selecta! programme for a member of the Beatles's.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.

1."Look it's Yoko with a yoyo,shmiggles"
2."Oh f*cking shmiggles!"
3."Hehehe yes!Shmiggles"

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shmiggle

To masterbate

Damn, I walked in on him while he was shmigglin'

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shmiggle

1. (noun) A tangle of sheets just after one has woken up.
2. (adj.) "shmiggled"; The state of being tangled in sheets.
3. (verb) "to shmiggle", "shmiggling": The act of wiggling out of the tangle of sheets.

1. "My sheets were in such a shmiggle this morning!"
2. "I was so shmiggled this morning I just couldn't get out of bed!"

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