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Shrinkly

In life things become smaller / shrink. A typical consequence is these things become wrinkly... This saddens me. Examples:
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree

At fifty something My Penis is Apparently more Shrinkly than ever. 😞 the center inch needs to be removed. ( guys know what I'm talking about)😒

by C.Z.-Yum Funk / cloverleaf March 10, 2018


shrinkly

The state of ones wrinkled up skin post erection or boob deflation.

His member was all shrinkly!

by Smutster July 14, 2015

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Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo May 28, 2018


Shrinkly

When someone or something is extremely stinky, disgusting, crusty and dry. They also smell like an old person, who cannot afford to clean their testicles.

He's quite the shrinkly person!

by Clarissa Sophie February 23, 2021


Shrinkly

Shrunken and wrinkly

β€œYo, those melted warterbattles are so shrinkly!”

by CowboyJak December 5, 2024