skooshy

(adj) Meaning very soft and squeezable; squishy.

His paws are so veltinly skooshy!

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Skooshies

Show stopping, panty dropping diarrhea.

The spicy red curry ramen wrecked my stomach so bad, I didn’t make it to the toilet and had the skooshies all up in my pants.

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Skooshy Cream

A Scottish term for whipped cream in a can.

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)

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