skyving

Skyving:

1. To scrape or slice off the inside surface of a piece of leather to reduce it's thickness.

2. To intentionally avoid work or a regular obligation, usually by lying, conniving, or deception. To lay around being lazy or wandering aimlessly.
Sleeping or indulging in personal interests, pleasures, or vices while neglecting prior responsibilities.

3. To remove very thin slices from a piece of material.

"I felt like skyving off school today so I could watch the football game"

"She was robbed on the street by a skyving bum."

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Skyve

To waste time at work or at school; also used as a term for somebody who fakes a sick day

"I skyved a sick day; I didn't feel like reporting in."

Popular term used in the UK and Scotland.

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Skyving

Male scissoring that entales two men rubbing ball sacks together.

Skyve me Xerxes.

O were skyving.

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Skyving

To intentionally not go to school, and just stay in bed, alone. Sounds fun.

Friend 1: yo mate, where is Dom?
Friend 2: ahh, the cunt’s Skyving

Scuba Skyving

When a person intentionally misses a regular obligation (such as work or school) and lies about his/her whereabouts. The term scuba refers to the fact that the person will have been in a warm climate where scuba diving is possible (e.g. the Caribbean).

Person 1: Hey, where's Bob he hasn't been in to the office for quite some time.
Person 2: Well, he texted me yesterday saying that he was sick but personally I think that he's Scuba Skyving

Skyvee

Skyvee is the most chill and compassionate known. Her caring nature makes you feel right at home soothes the souls of those around her. When she laughs, it's as if the whole world stops and freezes, all you can hear is her gorgeous laugh, illuminating everything around her. Her eyes, like sparkling gems, reflect the beauty of her spirit, shining with kindness and understanding. But it's her heart, oh, her heart is the true masterpiece. It's a garden of love and empathy, where every flower blooms with sincerity and every tree bends with generosity. Skyvee's presence is a gift, a reminder of the beauty that exists in this world, and the capacity for love that resides within us all.

"Skyvee... you mean so much to me"