slawness

the state or condition of being slaw. Slaw meaning useless, trash, and/or sub par.

The SLAWNESS of DC Comic's last movies made Wonder Woman even better by comparison.

Slaw

Something that is terrible.

That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.

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slaw

adjective used in the description of nouns to imply ignorance

Damn that motha' fucka' is slaw as hell

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Slawed

When you complete something in a very rigorous manner, while instantaneously roaring like the lion that exists loathing inside your manly muscular body of pure German alloy bicarbonate steel.

Dude, I totally just slawed that midterm with my biceps!

John: Dude that guy just bench pressed more than you.
Jordan: wtf, rack them weights right now
... Proceeds to bench press more than other guy
John: dude you totally slawed that bench

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slaw

S.L.A.W.- slow. lazy. and. weak.

The Detorit Lions are slaw.

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slawed

When you break up with a girl during sex and then dump mayonnaise all over her.

I got slawed last night, and then took a long shower.

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slaw

SLut - Ass - Whore

A women who jumps in the bed with whoever is available. She doesn't even acknowledge herself as a slut/whore and she keeps it moving. Not to mention she's nowhere near attractive.

When I go out of town, you won't see me with any SLAWS.

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