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Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.
Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.
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a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.
"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."
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When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.
I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*
to pound back in prodigious amounts.
guzzle.
pig out.
man... you really slorked down that burger/beer/etc...
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The ultimate level reached by an individual that has become one with the Clout.
Wow, that guy has maxed out on the Clout scale. He is so Slork.
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Slut+Whore+Skank = SLORK
The girl who all the ladies hate , but men love. She wears them short ass skirts and them low ass shirts. Greasy hooker, often cheap, usually can be found on the corner of main street picking up pennies. She may have an unforgetable odor of salmon and or cod fish. Or an unfogiving amount of incurable STDs. You may see her with fat bulging from her incredably tight clothes. You will never see her with any other slorks cause they tend to travel alone. She can never catch any decent men. Her standards are set to solid 2s and maybe even 3s.
If you see a slork casualy turn around and walk in the other direction and please call 1 800 puke in my mouth
1) "Do you smell that " "Smells like fish ... " "OH GOD ITS A SLORK"
2) "Where did all my pennies go?" "OMG that slork took em!"
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The term "slork" is an acronym for Submarine Line Of RocKs. A slork is a (usually straight) line, or group of lines in parallel, commonly made with rocks on the seabed in a shallow water swimming area. A slork is your ad hoc swimming track in a lagoon. It may be built manually by the swimming folk in a local area or community.
A group of teens are building a 100-yard, 4-track slork in south Malé and local surfers are pitching in.
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