a mystical creature that can be seen only when blinking, usually seen scurrying in a diaper
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A term used in the video game industry by 3D modelers. Objects in video games are composed of three or four sided planes called polygons. A corrupted edge of a polygon is called a "smedge." A smedge will cause the 3D program in use to crash.
"I ran into a smedge today and had to reboot."
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The act of smashing a cervix with a large thick cock repeatedly.
Tess really wanted Dan to smedge her pussy tonight.
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smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese
damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up
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A really smooth edge, particularly relating to the art of giftwrapping.
'Check out these smedges' - remark made after giftwrapping something historically well, so that the edges of the paper are almost invisible.
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taking credit when none is warranted
I've noticed a lot of companies smedging during the corona virus. Taking credit for their own grand behavior when in fact they haven't done anything different than usual. Wikipedia saying "...our volunteers are working to bring you a trusted source of unbiased information. Throughout these challenging times, knowledge must and will remain open for all." I mean seriously, Shut The Fuck Up.