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To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.
"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."
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NOUN:
1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny
a. A pet's name
b. A modern name for a child
c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.
2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick
ACRONYM:
1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing
2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:
INTERNET:
1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.
2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007
NOUN:
1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!
2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!
ACRONYM:
1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/Publications/Historical+Documents/Environment+and+Sustainability+Archive/SMEEF/default.htm
2. google SMEEF
INTERNET: (google these)
1: smeefsmeef youtube
smeefsmeef twitter
smeefsmeef myspace
2: smeef wetpaint
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A type of rancid fart that exits through the penis.
Anthony decided to smeef in Brian's mouth because Brian likes men.
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Approaching an unsuspecting person from behind and grasping their face, near the edges of the mouth, and pulling back/stretching the person’s lips for several seconds to make their face look hilarious to anyone seeing them from the front. The puller yells “smeeeef!” During the act to attract attention and maximum
Viewership.
*grabs friend’s face*
“Smeeeeeeeef!”
Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!
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Smeef :verb:
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.
“Oh no! Did you just smeef?”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”
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A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.
Semen + queef = Smeef
1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."
2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"
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