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Smelvin knows where you live. I can tell because he's 100 meters away from you and closing the gap very fast.
Smelvin suggests you start running before it's too late. Come to think of it, it might be already.
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A woman with a distinct scent of fish and broccoli from her lady parts
Man I love to get Dutch ovened by Smelvin!
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A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.
Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!
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to be shit on by a fat guy and told to eat it like a brownie while being riding a vespa
Person 1: your hair looks bad to today
Person 2: keep talking your gonna get Smelvined
Fat bastard rolling around on a moped thinking his the dog bollocks
“Smelvin drives past”
Person: look at that smelvin
When you find that one idiot who a mean green lettuce tomettuce indian indonesia asian russian blasian malaysian hindu windu republic domingo flamingo chinese mexican bitchy witchy snitchy wild west medieval babylonian fuck and he just a dumbass
boy u aint him
stfu
Smelvin a dumbass