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A below average penis, or small penis
When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.
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the act of smothering with penis
When Johnnie pulled out his cock, Sally ran away in fear she might be smenised.
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abreviated term for "Smells like penis"
After Jon pulled his hand from inside his pants and raised it to his nose he said "Oh man! Smenis"
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"Did you catch a whif of Dan's breath the other day? It was totally smenis"
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A type of penis belonging to the Caucasian family. Due to low blood pressure, blood flow to the penis is almost non existent.
“Girl, Tyler came over last night and he forgot his medication. He had a smenis.”
From Latin: Minituriouse Bonerium
Not so secret code for an inadiquatly sized male sex organ. Often used by retards, spastics and nazis.
See Also:
pig benis
Pedium Menis
Chris: Hey Lewis you seem to have an extremely Pall Smenis.
Lewis: What? What is a Pall Smenis?
Chris: HAHAHA You dumb fuck
Lewis: Whaaaa?
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When I had sex with Timmy, it just wasn't fun. He had a smenis that didn't feel good in my vagina